Caitie

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OH GOD.

Harry: wait if Duke is Harry's grandma does that make Elucifer his Grandpa
Duke: Yes. Yes it does. Your grandfather is now an Entelexeia. Grats.
Elucifer: But I thought I was Yuri's, Rita's, and Flynn's grandma?
Duke: I don't know how this works. Shut up.
Elucifer: I am rather confused now. :<
Harry: NOW HARRY HAS TWO GRANDPAS!
Duke: This just further inspires me to do Furfur!Elucifer and Zepar!Duke, by the way.
Harry: Harry basically fucks everything up so it's fitting ok
Duke: WITHOUT LOVE, IT CANNOT BE SEEN~~~
Elucifer: Finish the other drawing first. :< And okay, sure, why not! HELLO, GRANDCHILD. <
Yuri: HARRY
Yuri: I AM GOING TO CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD LIKE I DID WITH THE DON
Elucifer: [Whacks Yuri on the head.] Be nice.
Harry: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE GRANDMA LIKES ME BEST
Yuri: Glares at Elucifer* ...Fine
Duke: [Clings to Harry.]
Yuri: LIKE HELL I AM YOU GOT ME INTO THIS MESS
Flynn: I THOUGHT I WAS GRANDPAPPY'S FAVORITEST. ;_;
Duke: [Clings to Flynn, too. :>]
Yuri: I THOUGH RITA WAS?
Flynn: [Sobs on Duke's shoulder.]
Yuri: *Is not loved in his family ;~;*
Harry: I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN
Duke: UNGRATEFUL GRANDCHILDREN, APPRECIATE THE LOVE I GIVE YOU.
Yuri: LIKE HELL YOU DIDN'T
Harry: I guess Duke likes dem blondies
Duke: o bb
Duke: i mean what
Harry: WHAT WHAT DID I DO
Yuri: AND STOP CALLING ME UNGRATEFUL GRANDPAPS
Elucifer: [Hugs Yuri? :>]
Jade: *pats Yuri on the head.* Now, now, calm down~
Yuri: YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU STUPID BRAT
Yuri: *Is hugged by Elucifer*
Harry: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT OK.
Yuri: *And patted on the head. Is calming down now*
Jade: There, There Yuri. *calm down or He'll give you a hug, and you don't want that, do you~?*
Duke: I hear mystic artes solve lots of problems. Confirm/deny?
Flynn: Divine Streak does, too.
Harry: I don't have a mystic arte. :c
Duke: :<
Duke: Sure you do. It's called [Fuck Everything Up.] :>?
Flynn: V I love you.
Duke: Crit the Don for ENDLESS NINE damage.
Jade: LOLOLOL I want that Mystic arte XD
Harry: SOB IT IS THE WORST MYSTIC ARTE EVER
Flynn: ENDLESS NINE YES.

AND THEN LATER

Harry: GRANDPA TELL ME A STORY
Elucifer: WHAT KIND OF STORY, GRANDSON?
Harry: TELL ME HOW YOU MET GRANDMA!!
Elucifer: (I knew I was forgetting something... Need to add that to headcanon thread. :<) OKAY, GRANDSON.
Elucifer: ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A MAN NAMED DUKE. HE WENT OUTSIDE THE BARRIER FOR SOME STUPID REASON, I DON'T KNOW WHY. HE WAS A FOOL.
Duke: ... :<
Duke: [Stops clinging. Sits in corner. :<]
Harry: /listens intently
Elucifer: [Continues clinging to Duke. <3] ANYWAY. HE WENT OUTSIDE THE BARRIER AND GOT ATTACKED BY A MONSTER. SINCE HE HAD NO BODHI BLASTIA, HE WAS GETTING WRECKED.
Duke: Hey. I think you're exaggerating.
Elucifer: Naw. ANYWAY. THIS MONSTER WAS ABOUT TO FINISH HIM OFF WHEN A GIANT PURPLE WOLF CAME BY AND BEAT THE MONSTER.
Elucifer: DUKE WAS STILL PISSING HIS PANTS THOUGH, SO HE HAD TO WAIT FOR HIM TO FINISH. :<
Duke: FFFFFUCK YOU GUYS. :<
Duke: ;_;
Elucifer: Kihihihihihi. AFTER DUKE FINISHED PEEING, AND AFTER MUCH CONVINCING, DUKE FINALLY SAID HE HAD NO HOME. SO ELUCIFER OFFERED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTILL HE DIED.
Jade: *pats Duke.*
Elucifer: THE END.
Harry: THAT WAS A GREAT STORY GRANDPA
Duke: ... WOW LOL.
Duke: WAY TO BE A JACKASS ABOUT THE ENDING HOLY SHIT LOL.
Anise: WTF DID I JUST READ?
Elucifer: THANK YOU, GRANDCHILD. AND I KNOW, I TRY. : D
Duke: ELUCIFER BEING A TERRIBLE PERSON. [CRIES.]
Klarth: I have no clue
Elucifer: [Clings to Duke.]
Harry: GRANDPA WHY IS GRANDMA CRYING? D:
Elucifer: GRANDMA IS CRYING BECAUSE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, TOUCHING STORY.

(but then I realized that that's what LJ was for. But yeah that's why all the line breaks cause Plurk is like Twitter only cooler and less creepy.)

It's sad that I've been left feeling emotionally drained from roleplaying
but goddamn
in the span of like, two days
Harry got in an argument with the man who is essentially his father figure
who then informed him he was ACTUALLY HIS FATHER
MAYBE
OR MAYBE HE JUST
SLEPT WITH HARRY'S MOM
A FEW TIMES
Judith accidentally spilled to him that his Grandpappy an heroes because of stupidass guild politics
his conversation with Yeager was tame in comparison
but he did still call Harry an annoying nosy brat
which is true
but it still stings man (I assume it does, anyway.)
meanwhile I
am enjoying myself immensely at Harry's expense.
who essentially lost both of what he could perhaps consider family
Raven is really not helping with those trust issues I decided Harry has
but since Yeager's mun is my rp bffl and Yeager has a soft spot for the kiddies he's going to be nice to him for a bit.
and maybe tell him about his and Kaufman's sekrit relationship that Harry is being so nosy about
though, ngl adorable father son momentz between Raven and Harry would please me greatly.
maybe when Harry stops being a douche and calling Raven a disgusting lying bastard he'd hate to have for a father
BUT HE JUST SAYING THAN B/C RAVEN IS TALKIN DIRTY BOUT HIS MAMA AND BASICALLY LOLING AT HARRY'S ANGST AND ANGER
clearly they are related
fuck this is a long plurk i should have just posted this on LJ.

AND SO I DID. BUT YEAH. I'd like to thank amberspike_sama for being the coolest Yeager ever, and lukecho for being the best gf ever and putting up with me babbling about Harry's escapades in Niteo endlessly.