Caitie

I had the same teacher for Honors Physics last year as I do this year for AP Physics and AP Calculus. I just found a sheet of paper where I'd written down some from last year so... YEAH. I might edit this if I find some more.
Quotes are all from Mr. Bridger unless otherwise noted.

"It's an oscillascope and it is my friend" -responding to the question "what is that thing?"

"Where are the high tides right now?" -Mr. Bridger
"On the beach" -clever student

"maybe we could try something really slow and we could trick it" -a student, on outsmarting black holes

"How to kill you friend on phobos" -imparting to us a lesson he learned from his science teacher.

"Yes, we'll see a huge amount of lack of stuff" -on looking at black holes

"And what did Archimedes do again?" -Mr. Bridger
"Everything." -student possibly riding on Mr. B's love of Archimedes.

"build me a building with no torque or force moving at 30 mph" -on impossible requests

"if you have a question, record it on a tuning fork and put it on my head" -on  recording sounds on tuning forks and his baldness

"death, fall off, death; that would be the ride." -on incredibly steep roller coasters


"1988, a good year; hints of elastic collisions with a strong finish" -on AP practice problem packets.

"When I throw a grenade is that like, functions and stuff?" -Parker, on physics applied to Call of Duty game mechanics.

"What's the limit as x goes to infinity of sinx?.... The answer is no" -on non-convergent functions

ALSO BONUS QUOTES from my History teacher last year and my Spanish teacher this year.

"Who stays at 50 mph on the highway?" -incredulous student
"losers" -Mr. Kaplan, encouraging speeding

"Entonces pueden move on to the next thing" -Mr. Gomez, an excellent native speaker of Spanish. (Some of us students do it too, i.e. one time last year someone said "put on your chaqueta")

MY SCHOOL DOES NOT BLOCK LJ.
THEY BLOCK GOOGLE IMAGES THOUGH.
BUT REGULAR GOOGLE IS UNBLOCKED.

Pretty cool, school.
At one point Subeta wasn't blocked either. The images were but the site itself wasn't. But now the site is so ):

BUT YEAH LJ ISN'T. I believe they have all sites with "games" in the meta tags blocked, as well as Google Images specifically. Actually, not even that, they just block the images from Google images. You can go to the Google Images tab and search but all the images are broken. ]:| 
Why Google Images? Because they caught a kid once looking up porn on it or something. YES, ONE ISOLATED INCIDENT AND THEY BLOCK WHAT IS BY FAR THE BEST IMAGE SEARCH ENGINE IN EXISTENCE. Picsearch and Getty Images aren't blocked but Picsearch is a steaming pile of fail that makes me cry tears of blood and Getty Images is only for stock photos, and isn't actually a search engine per se. 

I don't even know how Picsearch manages to fail as much. It just really, really does. And I don't believe that the thing they show as the top searched each day are at least half made up because they are SO RANDOM sometimes.

I hate picsearch as much as Charles Babbage hates muscians. */Hark, a vagrant reference*

ALSO, When I realised I forgot my flashdrive where I saved the project we're working on in class right now, the first thing I thought of was to see if LJ was blocked. I blame kekahefor putting the idea in my head.

FFF I WAS GOING TO USE THIS PERIOD AS A DR WHAT AM I DOING. LJ you are like a drug or something.